According to CNN/Money:

A record 31.8 million Americans received food stamps at the latest count, an increase of 700,000 people in one month with the United States in recession, government figures showed Thursday.

Is 10 percent of the American population on food stamps?  Only 8.1 percent are unemployed…

Then this from Top of the Ticket via Michelle Malkin and Five Feet of Fat:

Top of the Ticket says:

If this unidentified meal recipient is too poor to buy his own food, how does he afford a cellphone?

And if he is homeless, where do they send the cellphone bills?

And the answer is…

Safelink Wireless!